You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
