are you still at the devil's house?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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