xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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