ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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