Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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