I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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