Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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