Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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