hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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