No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
