My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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