have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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