As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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