Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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