How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
