i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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