After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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