so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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