She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
