I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
