STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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