i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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