I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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