i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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