we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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