Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up

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(514): View more from Quebec

i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.

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(209): View more from California

I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.

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(425): View more from Washington

What goes on in that head of yours?

(206): View more from Washington

Gay sex, for the most part. Why?

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(631): View more from New York

He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background

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(225): View more from Louisiana

The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?

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