By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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