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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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