I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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