their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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