She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
