i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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