That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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