Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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