I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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