So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
its not stalking. its research.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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