With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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