Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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