the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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