if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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