As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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