ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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