Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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