We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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