That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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