I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
His nipple licking is glorious
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