How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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