I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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