i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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