So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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