I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize