Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I touched a dick in church today
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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