You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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