someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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