I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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