it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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