yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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