Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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