I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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