Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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