to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It's never too late to be topless.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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