this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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